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The following programme contains strong
language.

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Because I'm fat, isn't it?

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What? You keep avoiding me because I've
gone fat with the baby.

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It's from your dad.

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Was I snoring?

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I was, weren't I? Sorry, babes.

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Are you all right?

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Oh, thank God for that.

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What? I thought I dreamt you.

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I'll be home now.

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What's the matter?

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Calm down. Emma, stop it.

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All right, I'll be back now in 20
minutes. Don't do nothing silly.

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She's having another row with Sunil.

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I'd better go.

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I'll keep your cocoa pots warm for next
time, then, shall I?

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OK.

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There is going to be a next time, isn't
there?

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Are you a bit thick or what?

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High winds, and now everyone is back to
work. It's sunshine all day, with top

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temperatures of 20 across the whole of
South Wales.

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Stick your head out the office window
and enjoy.

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Boris, hey. What?

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Dad's not there.

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Nothing. I checked it.

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I was just trying to find out where my
pod's at. Ben, leave it now, all right?

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Just forget it.

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And don't say nothing to Mum about it.
She'll go mental.

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Sorry.

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Do you want a fried egg?

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Yeah.

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Bloody psycho!

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Hey, lads, your sister's a nutter.

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Took him a while to work that one out.

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Off for a run, is it?

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Just kick me out again. Have a word with
your stuff.

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Horse doesn't think of being up to no
good, don't he, Glenn?

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Aye. Well, maybe horse is right.

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What's wrong with his voice?

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He doesn't sound to be a horse, don't
he?

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I'm going to try him on the honey now.

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Do you want a bit more?

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Yeah. Morning.

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Hiya. Where have you been?

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You know where I've been? I stayed at
Sean's. Nice meal.

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Yeah. Is he a boyfriend now? Yeah, he
is.

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All right.

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Oh, so what's happened then?

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With you and laughing boy?

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I told him he's not coming to scan.

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What have I got?

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No. Finish your breakfast.

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Because he's a knob and a liar.

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Emma, it's his baby and all, you know,
and he's already late having this scan

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done. So?

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Well, I'm coming with you.

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You can't go on your own, man.

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Friday? No, thanks. I'm dieting.

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Because you've got a boyfriend.

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Because I've got a boyfriend.

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I've got a boyfriend.

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battery.

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Who put that cocking smile on your face
then?

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Oh, wouldn't you like the cocking,
though?

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Yo, Mrs. B, you is looking mighty fine
to fine.

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Here you go.

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And there she blows.

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What in God's name is the matter with
you? Have you been up all night

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No, I've been up all night shagging.

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You should try it.

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See ya.

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Hi, Estelle. You're looking very... You
look nice, like.

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Alan, is that a wig?

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Yes.

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Right.

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Apricot blaze, they call it.

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Real hair.

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From a Russian.

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Oh, I see. I like that.

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Had a wicked way with me and now she
don't want to know.

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Oh, you're just another notch on the
bedpost, McGaskill. Deal with it.

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Hiya. Hiya.

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Oh, my God. I'm 42 and I'm slogging in
the street.

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Aren't you meant to be in school?

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Going in late, aren't I?

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Revision period.

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If that's the case, why aren't you
revising? All right, Pute. Oh, good

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Your brother's hard at it upstairs.

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Luke's hard at it in all, aren't you,
Lou? All right, all right.

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See you.

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Yeah. Pute, don't encourage her.

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Hiya.

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You've got any of them? Diet shit.

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Buy the cat food.

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What are you still?

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Oh, on the porn now, is it, Prash?
Nadine not giving you none at all,

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Dropped the last one in the bath
tonight.

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Went all crispy.

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Poor.

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Sunil tells me Emma had another of her
tantrums. Did he?

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Oh, I just heard he'd upset her again.

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Well, there's two sides to a story.

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There's 22 sides to a story.

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It's 4 .50.

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Glad you weren't at Tilbury, because
technically, Tanisha and that, they're

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family now, and it feels a bit, you
know, buying this, like.

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Mind you, I was thinking, are you and me
still family?

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Am I still a step that still since me
and you got divorced, like? No idea.

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I was wondering the other day on the
bog, like.

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Sort of thing they'd ask you on QI.

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I tell you what, Nadine, she do love
that show, she do.

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Nadine watches QI?

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Yep. Don't understand a word of it. But
she bloody loves that Stephen Three.

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Right.

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Look, I'm just going to Cash and Kerry.
If there's any problems, call me.

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Here, Jack, I've been thinking. This
Grease Lightning thing for the stag.

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I'm going to go Olivia Newton -Jones
-like.

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You're the one that I want.

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You are the one I want. Ooh, ooh, ooh,
honey. Yeah, because I do love wearing a

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bra, me.

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Why do you ever let him go?

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Have you and Sunil had another row?

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Yeah, massive.

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The door's blocked, though, yeah.

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I've got no chance with Luke if you're
not my son.

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Jasmine, do you? You've got no chance
with Luke anyway. He's old enough to be

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your uncle.

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Oh, I like him old.

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More experienced.

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And he's a criminal.

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He's not like a gangster, is he? Shut
up.

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Oh, my God, Em. You're not going to
believe what Rachel Sawyer just told me.

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What? The girl said I should tell you.
But I'm not so sure.

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I don't know what's the best.

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Stop bluffing, Em.

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What have you got?

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I'm sorry, Em.

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She saw them over Bargoy by where her
nan lives.

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In this doorway.

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Kissing like.

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Fennell and this woman.

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And see, all your family and your
friends will be sat in these chairs by

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weeping along with you for comfort.

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All right?

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And then we come to the committal,
which, to be honest, is the hard part.

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But like I do say to all my customers,
once you get that bit over with, the

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is a walk in the park.

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Now, by here, we have the coffin.

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And either we can go for the descending
option, which is nice, because it's a

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bit like a burial, but without the mud,
or we can go for the sliding door

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option, which I think I prefer, because
it feels a lot more final.

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Or you've got your third option, which
is my least favourite, and that's your

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closing drapes. Now, I don't want to
influence you at all, because at the end

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the day, it's you that's got to grieve.
But if you ask me, I don't think you get

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no closure with the curtain.

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I gave you the blood.

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I got it right.

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I'm going to leave you with that a
minute, my love.

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We'll have a little play, if you like.

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How do you know?

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Well, I can't. I can't do it with me.

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Oh, Paul, I'll be all over the shop.

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Has he told you?

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Yeah. 7th of June, then, is he?

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Oh, I need a drink.

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How's Di, you put it on? Oh, he can
certainly know what it's about.

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Yeah, well, that's understandable.

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She in?

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Yeah.

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She could do with cheering up, to be
honest.

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The date for Di's trial have come
through.

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Oh, bollocks.

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Well, I was going to give you the
details from last night.

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Paunty magistrate, 7th June.

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It'll be all right, won't it? Of course
it will.

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It's an opening thingy -capement. I
haven't done nothing wrong.

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Yeah.

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Pay the money back over 40 -odd years.

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Well, they can't ask any more, can they?
Exactly.

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So go on, then.

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How many times?

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Five.

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Positions? Three. No, four.

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Did you go on top?

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Of course.

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Standing up?

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Briefly. And did you... Yes.

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That bike's a killer today.

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It is. But I don't care.

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He's coming over lunchtime as well.

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I am so bloody pleased for you, babe.

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Thanks. Me too.

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Right. I've got to nip home. See my
husband.

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Yeah. I've got to nip home. See my
boyfriend. Mum! They've been looking

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everywhere. When? In school? What's
happened?

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Amy Edwards said Rachel's always said
Sunny's been seeing someone else.

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Look, you've got to talk to him first.

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You're meant to be getting married in
six weeks. You're having a baby in ten.

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Don't just dump him over some bitchy,
spookle gossip.

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It's not gossip.

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Yes, it is, ma 'am.

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You've got to give him the benefit of
the doubt. We must be buying wedding

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on Thursday.

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Not anymore, we're not.

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I'm sorry, ma 'am, but he's dodgy.

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It's been building up for a while now.
I'm always catching him out.

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He'll say he's revising when he's not,
or he's over his mates when he's not.

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Like the other night, I went round to
surprise him with the marketed rollers

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Percy Pig.

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And his man said he was out.

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Your point being?

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He's had his chips.

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I'm bringing this baby up on my own now.

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You'll help me, won't you?

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Oh, don't be daft, Mum. It's not going
to come to that.

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It's like a proper grown -up baby now,
isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Look at them tiny feet.

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Remember the first one, the first scan?

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Looked like a little scampi.

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If there's a girl, I might call her
Shrewsbury.

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What do you think?

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Oh, OK.

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My name's Luke Morris. He asked me to
call.

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Yeah.

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OK, well, if you just pass on the
message.

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Cheers. How'd it go? Remember what I
said. If she goes to me, you hold her

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OK?

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What's he doing here? Get out. I told
you we're finished.

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Ben!

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Ben!

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I'm holding her back, so you'll told me
to. Not yet, mate.

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Mum, tell him to leave.

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No, I'm not going. I'm staying here.

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Because I love you, don't I?

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Oh, look, can you go outside to do this?
You know I do. And Amy Edwards is off

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red. So is Rachel Soy.

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Aren't you going to stupid name? They're
lying to you, babe.

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Because they're jealous. Why can't you
see that?

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Sue's this older woman they're talking
about.

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There is no older woman.

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It's only you.

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Right.

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I think you two need to be on your own.

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You're my girl, Ems.

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Please don't say full name.

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Can I watch Top Gear now?

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Of course, then.

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Get a room.

250
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I take it the starry shopping's back on
for Thursday, then?

251
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,520
Oh, thank God for that.

252
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,670
Have a tea, anyone?

253
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:47,660
Knocked myself out.

254
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,260
Of course you did.

255
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,200
Interesting choice.

256
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,650
I know.

257
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,320
Weird thing is, it actually does it for
me.

258
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:22,960
Whoa! Sorry.

259
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,070
Needs a bit of getting used to that.

260
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,650
Oh, just the one today, is it?

261
00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:34,160
Yeah, thanks.

262
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:39,209
Oh, can you pay me today for last week
and all?

263
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,050
Well, oh, sorry, yeah, yeah.

264
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,420
Five quid it is.

265
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,000
Yeah.

266
00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:48,030
Al, are you all right, babe?

267
00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:52,090
I saw you the other day with that fella.

268
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:59,130
Sean? Is it? I don't know his name. I
just... Are you going with him, like?

269
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,190
Yeah. I suppose I am now.

270
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,630
A bit young for you, isn't he?

271
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,590
Charming. Sorry, I didn't realise.

272
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:12,890
I thought... I thought I was filling
with a chance, like.

273
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,300
Did you?

274
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:16,040
It doesn't matter.

275
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,240
I had no idea.

276
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:21,469
At the curry buffet, you fancied your
chances. Well, I thought that was a bit

277
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,449
further the moment.

278
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:29,010
No, I've, um... Well, I think I've been
in love with you for years,

279
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,450
like... Don't be ridiculous!

280
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,630
Oh, I have, since 1984.

281
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:35,620
85.

282
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:36,930
But you married Melissa.

283
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,260
That was a blip.

284
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:39,620
Bloody long blip.

285
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:42,209
You were together for 12 years. You had
little Alan.

286
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,260
Yeah, I know.

287
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,410
Oh, listen, babes.

288
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,050
You're a smashing fella.

289
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:53,549
And you're going to make... I'm going to
make somebody a lovely husband one day,

290
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,870
but it isn't you. Yes, I know.

291
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,280
Sorry.

292
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:58,560
It's fine.

293
00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:01,760
Right.

294
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,020
All done.

295
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,930
Oh. Yeah, sorry.

296
00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,119
Alan.

297
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:16,650
Can I say something?

298
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,470
As a friend, I guess.

299
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,320
What?

300
00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:22,379
The wake.

301
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:24,850
It's not really working, Bryce.

302
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,780
You're just going to have to tell her as
it is, love.

303
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,590
But I'm scared, though, Paul.

304
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,130
I've never been wrong side of the law.

305
00:18:01,131 --> 00:18:04,449
Well, apart from that... Yeah, well,
there's no need to mention that, is

306
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,950
The shape of his eye was funny.

307
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:10,280
Look, we're going to have to be prepared
for the worst thingy scenario.

308
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,790
That way, nothing is going to faze you.

309
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,550
So, Mr.

310
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:20,300
Cosh... You claim you didn't realise you
were being overpaid.

311
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,220
You claim you thought you were entitled
to the money.

312
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:26,080
You claim you were innocent of any
deception.

313
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,940
You claim, you claim, you claim.

314
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,640
All right, easy now, Paul.

315
00:18:30,641 --> 00:18:32,959
You've got to get a sense of it, though,
love.

316
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,010
Aye, aye.

317
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,170
Of course.

318
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,260
So how do you propose to pay back the
state, Mr. Cosh?

319
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:45,199
How do you plan to pay back the money
that you, to all intensive purposes,

320
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,260
from the state?

321
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,660
Well, Your Honour, I reckon I could do a
fiver a week.

322
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,270
Maybe a tenner.

323
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,690
Ten pounds?

324
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:57,020
You owe nearly ten grand, man.

325
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,840
I know, Your Honour, but I just... Oh,
me, Mr. Cosh, with your puppy -dog eyes.

326
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,000
Oh, I am so sorry. Look on your face.

327
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,900
Are you sorry, Mr. Cosh? Are you sorry
for what you've done?

328
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,020
Yes. I can't hear you, Mr.

329
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,480
Cosh. I'm sorry, Your Honour. Louder!

330
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,420
I'm sorry, Your Honour. How sorry?

331
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,920
Very sorry, Your Honour. And are you
prepared to be punished by the state,

332
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,110
Cosh?

333
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,270
Yes, please.

334
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,340
Bend over.

335
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,370
Don't move.

336
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:35,950
Yes, Your Honour.

337
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,959
I can't hear it in slow motion. Ashley,
it's not a good time. You never guess

338
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,500
what. Alan just told me. He's been in
love with me since 1984.

339
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,930
Don't go in there.

340
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,450
Correcto.

341
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,770
Oh, God.

342
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,600
I'm thinking of learning Punjabi.

343
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,150
Serious? Yeah.

344
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,300
Once exams are out the way, like.

345
00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:14,229
I'll be able to talk to your man,
though, won't I?

346
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,730
But you can already talk to her.

347
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:16,940
She speaks English.

348
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,660
I suppose so.

349
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,670
Maybe I'll learn Welsh, then.

350
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:23,850
She doesn't speak Welsh.

351
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,270
Do you think Tanisha's got us?

352
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,929
You don't have to wear one, though, do
you?

353
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:32,949
I'm sorry.

354
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:33,729
I don't know.

355
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:34,780
That's Tanisha's.

356
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,100
Come round for your tea tonight.

357
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,520
Show me what you've bought.

358
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:43,339
Oh, I can't tonight, babes. I've got a
stack of ironing to do and Ben's

359
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:46,520
homework. Oh, I see. Playing hard to get
already, are you? What?

360
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,280
No. Oh, I don't play games, me.

361
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,920
Well, apart from Pluto, which I have to
warn you, I am brilliant at.

362
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:59,420
Oh, thanks for another night of absolute
fun.

363
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,100
Put her down, luncheon.

364
00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:02,659
I'll see you.

365
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,710
Bye. Bye.

366
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,230
I'm quite a bloody Nadine.

367
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:10,580
Hiya. Hiya.

368
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:14,550
I asked Nadine along, seeing as she's
the second mum to you, Emma.

369
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:15,689
Yeah, OK.

370
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:18,820
Do you mind if I have a seat first,
then? Only I'll be sick if I go

371
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,110
Have fun, ladies.

372
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,389
Do it, do it.

373
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:23,980
Oh, you've got to tell me she's
practical tomorrow.

374
00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:43,740
He's gone sour and choppy today, so I
was just wondering.

375
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:45,940
Brilliant.

376
00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,280
See you then.

377
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,650
I'd hate to live in Cardiff, mind.

378
00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,049
Dirty place.

379
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,100
I do like it, I do.

380
00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:00,340
Biggest bit, please.

381
00:22:00,341 --> 00:22:05,579
I think it's disgusting, mind, what this
country's coming to. The people like

382
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,720
him haven't got no home.

383
00:22:06,721 --> 00:22:09,159
Well, buy a copy then, Nadine, if you
feel so strong.

384
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,480
No point taking me to yours.

385
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,640
I'm gonna read it!

386
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,920
It's like India, isn't it? Really?

387
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,780
Didn't know you'd ever been.

388
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,720
Did you come down City Roads?

389
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:36,299
Oh, you must have been really near then.

390
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,620
All right, see you in there.

391
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,820
Paula's two minutes away.

392
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,760
Oh, look at this, then.

393
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,740
You'd look stunning in the gold.

394
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:48,819
Tricia, can I just say I'm really
grateful to you and Jack Adish for

395
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,579
a job.

396
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:52,819
There's not many people who give someone
like him a reckless convict.

397
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:56,199
Well, yeah, there's not many people who
take a risk like him. And he's a good

398
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,460
boy, really, you know. Oi!

399
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,800
Tell him you want cash.

400
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,539
Last time I helped him out, his check
bounced.

401
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,590
Okay.

402
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,970
Wow.

403
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,110
That was amazing.

404
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:26,360
You just get better and better.

405
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,770
Maybe.

406
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,120
Thanks. I have to go soon.

407
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,180
Time goes by so quick.

408
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,010
Can we do it again?

409
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,370
Come on, then.

410
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:45,080
Me and Carl are going to this tomorrow.

411
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,560
All the rage, apparently.

412
00:23:46,561 --> 00:23:49,259
It's these pills and herbs and stuff,
and you have them instead of food, and

413
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,520
weight just drops off you.

414
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,110
I want to lose a couple of pounds for
the wedding.

415
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,760
Maybe you should come, Sal.

416
00:23:54,761 --> 00:23:56,039
No, Sam.

417
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,739
There's no need.

418
00:23:56,740 --> 00:24:00,019
She's got herself a personal trainer
now. Oh, I've heard about this, Tam.

419
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,220
Sean, his name is.

420
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,040
What? Sean Cole?

421
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,920
No, not Sean Cole.

422
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,410
It's not Sean Mac.

423
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,279
It's not Sean with the hat, neither.

424
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,480
Nor Sean Crap Shag.

425
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:10,910
Sean MacArthur.

426
00:24:10,911 --> 00:24:12,179
Decorator fella.

427
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,230
Yeah,

428
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,680
although he's actually from Barnsley, by
the by.

429
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,320
And he's only in his 20s, Tan.

430
00:24:18,321 --> 00:24:19,519
Not much older than me.

431
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,020
Shut up, he's 32, man.

432
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,200
Still, hell of an age gap, mind, innit?

433
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,100
Charming. Oh, hang a sprout, good girl.

434
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,540
King Kong Carl's 20 -odd years older
than you, so you can talk.

435
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,970
15, actually.

436
00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:34,469
But it's different when it's the woman,
isn't it? Like Catherine Theda -Jones

437
00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:35,520
and Kirk Douglas.

438
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:36,800
Michael Douglas.

439
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:39,230
What about Demi Moore and Ashton
Kutcher?

440
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:43,480
Oh, come off it, Munstall. You'd hardly
Demi Moore, you. Not with them size.

441
00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,810
Oh, my God.

442
00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:56,400
My little girl.

443
00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:57,900
She's so beautiful.

444
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,760
No, Nadine, my little girl, my moment.
Now, park it.

445
00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:02,120
Is it all right?

446
00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,570
Oh, Prash.

447
00:25:05,410 --> 00:25:11,070
You look absolutely... I'm so proud of
you.

448
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,230
Two, three, four.

449
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:37,489
I came across a place in the middle of
nowhere with a big black horse and a

450
00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:38,790
spirit tree. Woo -hoo!

451
00:25:40,310 --> 00:25:41,360
Woo -hoo!

452
00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:47,089
I felt a little fear upon my back. I
said, don't look back, just keep on

453
00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:48,140
walking. Woo -hoo!

454
00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:50,620
Woo -hoo!

455
00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:56,410
But the big black horse said, look this
way. He said, hey, will you marry me?

456
00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:57,660
Woo -hoo!

457
00:25:58,730 --> 00:25:59,780
Woo -hoo!

458
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,610
But I said, no.

459
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,210
No, no, I said no, no.

460
00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:09,690
You're not the one for me.

461
00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:16,569
If we could go back like a thousand
years or something, then we'd probably

462
00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,050
related to wizards and stuff.

463
00:26:19,101 --> 00:26:21,109
Tomato soup?

464
00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,830
Yeah. Little Al? Yeah.

465
00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:24,420
Where's Mam?

466
00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:26,350
She'll be back now in a minute.

467
00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:30,290
I want to see something.

468
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,940
letter from Luke's dad.

469
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:37,760
Stack it back together.

470
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,000
Please, Luke, just say the word.

471
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,660
We have so much to talk about.

472
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:48,870
What is it?

473
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,490
The word, like?

474
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,290
Dunno.

475
00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:55,100
Probably a code or something.

476
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:03,310
How'd you get on? Not bad.

477
00:27:03,770 --> 00:27:04,820
I'm going for a bath.

478
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,120
All right, love.

479
00:27:06,211 --> 00:27:09,589
Expensive day, by the looks of things.

480
00:27:09,590 --> 00:27:10,640
Yeah.

481
00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,510
Tanisha paid for most of it.

482
00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,410
Oh, my feet.

483
00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:19,030
Where's Ben? Upstairs.

484
00:27:19,031 --> 00:27:20,149
Little Al's here.

485
00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:21,200
See? Mam.

486
00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:22,340
What?

487
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:25,529
Oh, God, what is it? You haven't stolen
nothing of you?

488
00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:26,580
No.

489
00:27:26,710 --> 00:27:27,760
It's about Chanel.

490
00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:29,910
Yeah? Go on.

491
00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:33,030
I saw him today with this girl.

492
00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:40,750
You know this is mental, don't you?

493
00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:45,100
We're hardly incognito still. We're in a
bloody hearse. Five more minutes.

494
00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,550
Why don't we just ask him?

495
00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:48,940
I should have asked him today when I saw
him.

496
00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:54,189
Don't you kiss them. Ma 'am, we've been
through this. But not on the actual

497
00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:55,240
mouth. No.

498
00:27:56,070 --> 00:28:00,310
But they looked very, you know, friendly
-like.

499
00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:03,439
You've got to give him the benefit of
the doubt. Oh, the benefit of my ironing

500
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,610
arm if I find out he's been shagging
around.

501
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,120
Oh, time is up.

502
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:12,400
I am in need of a nightcap or something.

503
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,650
There he is! There he is! Get down! Get
down!

504
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,420
Don't do anything yet!

505
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,030
Hello?

506
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,670
Yeah.

507
00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:27,059
What are you doing here?

508
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,240
Just, you know... Cruising.

509
00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:30,920
Got a lift?

510
00:28:30,921 --> 00:28:31,949
Yeah, cheers.

511
00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:33,570
I was just off to see Em, actually.

512
00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:37,550
You're off your head, you are.

513
00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:41,430
Cool. Never been in one of these before.

514
00:28:47,890 --> 00:28:49,690
I wish I hadn't said nothing, though.

515
00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:52,430
Probably just his cousin or something.

516
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:53,680
Bollocks.

517
00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:56,659
Anyway, why are you defending him all of
a sudden? I'm surprised you haven't hit

518
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,880
him. Don't be mental. He's only a kid.

519
00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:01,450
He's a man enough to make my daughter
pregnant.

520
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:03,000
You sound like Nana Magno.

521
00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:05,419
I just don't want him hurting Emma,
that's all.

522
00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:06,920
Like my dad did to you, you mean.

523
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,210
The hell?

524
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,720
Where did that come from?

525
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:14,590
Luke?

526
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:17,260
You know how you never talk about him?

527
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,720
Only because you never ask.

528
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,980
I ask because I don't want to upset you.

529
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:25,450
depression beyond that now. It was
decades ago, man.

530
00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:27,979
You can ask me anything you like. I've
always said that.

531
00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:29,030
Yeah.

532
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,260
You don't look nothing like him.

533
00:29:33,261 --> 00:29:34,959
Don't I?

534
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,010
No.

535
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,220
Hey, I'm not the bloody milkman, am I?

536
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,410
Shut up.

537
00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,750
And you know I really loved him, don't
you?

538
00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:52,480
Like, massively.

539
00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:56,540
You only had to look at me sometimes,
and I don't know.

540
00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:58,490
My breathing went all funny.

541
00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:04,720
Shouldn't have left us, though, should
he?

542
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,060
No.

543
00:30:09,270 --> 00:30:12,580
Ava, think of your consolation prize.
You've got Carl as a stepdad.

544
00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,000
Ma 'am, listen.

545
00:30:14,001 --> 00:30:16,589
I don't know how you're going to feel
about this, but... Put that mat large

546
00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:17,970
for him. I'm going to do a feet.

547
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,600
Second shelf down.

548
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,890
You get much revision done today, then,
Sonny?

549
00:30:23,891 --> 00:30:24,939
Yeah, I did.

550
00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,259
You asked me that in the car.

551
00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:27,320
Did you? Yeah.

552
00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,980
Don't use too much of it, though.

553
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,720
Make you slippery as an eel.

554
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,820
Everything all right?

555
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,490
You tell me.

556
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,940
Yeah. I think so.

557
00:30:39,711 --> 00:30:41,499
See that?

558
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,550
Guilty of the sheep.

559
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:43,479
The sheep?

560
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,740
Yeah, but don't you worry.

561
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,910
He won't pull the wool from under my
eyes.

562
00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:55,060
Yeah, but... All right?

563
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,159
All right?

564
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,140
Any news on Sunil and his mystery woman?

565
00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,820
No, but my mother's on the case.

566
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,400
I wish I hadn't told her now.

567
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,490
All right,

568
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,380
Alan? Look, have you got any slid?

569
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,340
What? What's the type of fish?

570
00:31:08,341 --> 00:31:09,839
I mean, filled.

571
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,900
My nan used to eat it.

572
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,530
Aye.

573
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:14,220
Slid. Never heard of it, mate.

574
00:31:14,221 --> 00:31:17,319
Have a look for the thin fish, if you
like, next to the cat food.

575
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,370
Ta.

576
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:23,510
See you tonight, will I? Good invite for
beans on toast.

577
00:31:23,511 --> 00:31:26,819
That's all you want when my mother
follows her cooking?

578
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:28,060
No. Not good.

579
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,350
Hill.

580
00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:31,270
Sorry, Al.

581
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,250
No worries.

582
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:38,870
You OK?

583
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,030
Yeah.

584
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,690
Yeah, let's begin.

585
00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:06,470
Well?

586
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,100
I looked for you. I couldn't see you. So
I was, eh? All right, I think.

587
00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:11,199
Don't know.

588
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,250
Done it now, anyway.

589
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,590
Biology next, then?

590
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,180
Yeah. Oh, you're working ever so hard.

591
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,200
A clever little doctor, I suppose.

592
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,740
Maybe. Listen, I've got to get on. I've
only got today.

593
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,170
I miss you, though.

594
00:32:24,171 --> 00:32:26,679
Can't wait for them to be over so I can
have you back.

595
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,540
Yeah. I'll call you later, OK?

596
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:30,630
OK.

597
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,940
I'm behind you.

598
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,310
I'm watching you.

599
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,940
Watch out, because I'm a sneaky freak.

600
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,100
Oh, I'm a sneaky freak.

601
00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:04,920
Because I'm a creepy, sneaky freak.

602
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,619
Watch out, because I'm going to find a
place to sleep. But you never know

603
00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:13,240
weak, because I'm a sneaky freak.

604
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,680
Yes, I'm a sneaky freak.

605
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,200
Watch out, because I'm a sneaky freak.

606
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:08,779
you're a bit early, but I won't hold
that against you.

607
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:09,920
Can I just ask a minute?

608
00:34:09,921 --> 00:34:12,759
It's not hypnosis or anything, is it?
Because I think that's disgusting.

609
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,060
No, my love. It's all above board.

610
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,370
Come on in.

611
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:17,560
Find yourself a seat.

612
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,010
Stunning.

613
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:26,950
Excuse me.

614
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,160
This is the diet group.

615
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,439
Oh, well, I prefer not to call it a
diet, Bab. I prefer to call it a

616
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,490
system.

617
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,209
Hello?

618
00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:37,700
Nancy Crock.

619
00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:38,900
Live and change.

620
00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,360
Anna Williams.

621
00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:44,690
Lottie Popman. Lottie Popman. Oh, how
lovely.

622
00:34:45,469 --> 00:34:48,469
Come with me, Bab. And I'll get you a
nice seat down the front.

623
00:34:48,989 --> 00:34:50,389
Talks dark in half an hour.

624
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:52,710
Don't worry. I don't bite.

625
00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:54,340
Only when I'm hungry.

626
00:34:56,530 --> 00:34:57,580
Just kidding.

627
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,569
I'm sorry.

628
00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:08,549
No, she said for me to come over and
wait.

629
00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:09,750
Can't let her win, sorry.

630
00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:10,949
Stranger danger.

631
00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:12,610
Ben, I'm not a stranger.

632
00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:16,270
No, but she didn't tell me you were
coming, so... Sorry, Sean.

633
00:35:16,550 --> 00:35:17,630
I don't make the rules.

634
00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:18,720
Right.

635
00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:20,040
I'll tell you what.

636
00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:21,340
Wait here a minute.

637
00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:22,690
I'll try on the mobile.

638
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:23,800
OK.

639
00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:24,860
You're the boss.

640
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,980
Mum? Is it okay to let Sean... Hang on a
minute.

641
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,370
What are you doing?

642
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,400
I'm just finding something out.

643
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,710
I won't be long. Why are you talking
funny?

644
00:35:58,711 --> 00:35:59,779
I'll tell you later.

645
00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:00,860
Make Sean a cup of tea.

646
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,200
I've got to go.

647
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,040
I am so impressed.

648
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,880
I'm good, aren't I? Yes, you are.

649
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,720
So hot, though. Yeah.

650
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,560
Let's get some air in here.

651
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:26,700
So did your parent know?

652
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,100
Yeah, it was her idea.

653
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,750
She teaches dancing for all the
weddings.

654
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,850
She's been in Bollywood films and
everything.

655
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,780
Oh, God, I feel such an idiot.

656
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,260
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

657
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,530
Yes, you will.

658
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,420
Well, maybe after the wedding I will.

659
00:36:41,421 --> 00:36:44,839
Do you want to show us a bit then or
what?

660
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,900
No way. Oh, go on. No, you'll have to
wait.

661
00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:50,160
I haven't even finished learning it yet.

662
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,310
Spoilers before.

663
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,540
She's a very pretty mind, isn't she?

664
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,230
Your dance teacher.

665
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:02,830
Is she?

666
00:37:02,831 --> 00:37:06,819
I mean, how do I know you're not making
it up? What are you saying? By the dance

667
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:07,870
lessons.

668
00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:11,729
Because if I haven't seen any actual
evidence... I can't do it here. ..to say

669
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,170
that any dancing actually took place,
then how do I know? OK.

670
00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:17,460
OK.

671
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:29,389
Right, well, it starts off with a bit
about the heart beating, so it goes...

672
00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:32,690
..and there's this... ..and this.

673
00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:37,380
The classic Bollywood bit. And I think
that's all you're getting.

674
00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:45,930
Do you know what? Emma is going to be
made up when she sees that.

675
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,810
I hope so. I think.

676
00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:51,660
It's basically all about how much the
groom loves the bride.

677
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,550
You really do love the bride, don't you?

678
00:37:55,750 --> 00:38:02,109
You know, when she walks into a room,
Stella, I literally can't stop myself

679
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,160
smiling.

680
00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:04,760
I've tried it.

681
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,420
Loads of times.

682
00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:09,090
It's a physical impossibility, like.

683
00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:16,630
Where'd you get the burka?

684
00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:22,390
Paula, don't ask.

685
00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:31,110
It can be you. You can change, just like
I did.

686
00:38:31,490 --> 00:38:37,849
And I get a bit emotional when I say it,
because I never thought I'd be as happy

687
00:38:37,850 --> 00:38:42,170
as I am today. And it's all thanks to
live and change.

688
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:48,139
Change the way you live with live and
change and live the life you came to

689
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:51,500
and change. Changing life with live and
change.

690
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,970
Thank you very much.

691
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,600
Oh, it's done then, wasn't it, Bibs? No,
it was disgusting.

692
00:39:00,601 --> 00:39:02,019
Absolute calm.

693
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:03,070
Come on.

694
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:08,379
Don't rush off, because I've got a huge
selection of products here to choose

695
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,430
from.

696
00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:22,769
I keep thinking about you shimmying up
that drainpipe. I didn't shimmy up

697
00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:24,430
nothing. I climbed a ladder.

698
00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:26,789
I'm going out for a bit, OK?

699
00:39:26,790 --> 00:39:27,749
All right, love.

700
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,010
Can't tempt you to a game?

701
00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:30,100
No, thanks.

702
00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:31,240
Are you off?

703
00:39:31,390 --> 00:39:32,440
No, it's pub.

704
00:39:32,441 --> 00:39:36,309
Oh, you and me need to sit down at some
point and talk while you party.

705
00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:39,689
Yeah, maybe. No, maybe you're supposed
to be a good boy. It's not every day my

706
00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:40,750
little Luke turns 25.

707
00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,190
We're going to celebrate in style.

708
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:44,890
Well, it's on the Legion anyway.

709
00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,960
I've booked it now, so there's no
pulling out.

710
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,170
It's only the Legion, Prash. Nana and
Gunther are paying for it.

711
00:39:56,171 --> 00:39:57,719
I'll see you later, then.

712
00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,340
Cheers, Sean. Yeah, see you, mate.

713
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,690
You'll come, won't you, to the Legion?
Have a little dance?

714
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,300
Bet you're a dirty dancer.

715
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,240
I won't beg her of you until I look at
my cat.

716
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,760
I love how soft you are.

717
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,120
Ma 'am, can I have some toast?

718
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:15,590
Yes!

719
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,400
Come down, yes? Gentle and quiet.

720
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:28,490
My lovely lollipop man, my lovely
lollipop man. Where do you think you're

721
00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:29,640
Mr Williams?

722
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,120
Sorry.

723
00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:36,330
It's not for me. All this pills and
potions and whatnot.

724
00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:39,590
Oh, me neither, Babby.

725
00:40:39,591 --> 00:40:41,689
It's all a load of bollocks, really.

726
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,870
I'm only doing it for a bit of extra
cash.

727
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,610
Right. I'll be off then.

728
00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:48,150
Tell you what.

729
00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:50,830
I've got my camper van round the back.

730
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:54,899
How about I heat us up a couple of
pasties and you can tell me what's

731
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:55,819
you down?

732
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:56,779
No, thanks.

733
00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,700
You won't get a better offer today, Bab.

734
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,070
I know.

735
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,300
Little Alan, he's an old man.

736
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,300
I've got to get back to him.

737
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:20,540
Oh, it's lovely to have company
sometimes, isn't it?

738
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,780
I'll get you some HP with that. Go down,
it's right.

739
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,810
Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with
the lead piping.

740
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,580
Aye, thank you.

741
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,610
She's beat me.

742
00:41:41,611 --> 00:41:45,039
Well, you can't really play Cluedo
properly with two, so it wouldn't have

743
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:45,799
that hard.

744
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,850
Aye.

745
00:41:46,851 --> 00:41:49,119
You'll have to see your dad, you prash.

746
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,109
Yeah.

747
00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:51,210
See you. See you, mate.

748
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,980
I know Ben wouldn't let me in earlier,
don't you?

749
00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:57,310
Very well trained, my kids.

750
00:41:57,510 --> 00:41:58,560
Like ninjas.

751
00:42:01,530 --> 00:42:03,970
What's the earliest we could get away
with?

752
00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:05,620
Going to bed.

753
00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:08,190
It's still light outside.

754
00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:10,600
So?

755
00:42:12,410 --> 00:42:14,170
Bloody unstoppable, you are.

756
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,360
I don't even know what to call you.

757
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,970
Hello,

758
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:05,310
son.

759
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,810
I am your dad, Luke.

760
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,570
Don't do this.

761
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,970
Happy birthday!

762
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,040
Awesome. All right?

763
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,810
Here.

764
00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:22,670
Oh, my God.

765
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,380
Do you want to dance like that?

766
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:29,239
If you're really sorry for what you did,
if you really want to sort it out, then

767
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,400
tell them, face to face.

768
00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:35,000
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